Then he started saying other stuff that was mostly Korean and gestures, and I had no idea what he was saying. Finally he said "Gym today? Gym tomorrow?" I think he was asking when I wanted my membership to start, so I said tomorrow. Then he took my picture with a webcam. So on my page on the computer they had my name and my picture. I thought for sure there had to be more. Don't I get a card? Something to prove I just paid you 120,000 in cash? I said "Card?" "No card," he says. So I say "Tomorrow. I just walk in?" I'm not sure he understood me because he just said, "You very handsome." Nothing like a compliment to ease my worries I guess, because I just bowed, said "Kam sa hamnida" and headed towards the exit. He smiled and bowed, so I guess I did everything I need to do. We'll see tomorrow. Maybe really handsome people don't need identification?
I had a great meal today with the principal and a brand new teacher from America. We knew we were having dinner with her, but didn't know where we were going. And the principal speaks pretty much no English at all. The car ride was weird because I felt bad talking to the other guy, I mean, I know what it's like when you are standing there while two other people are having a conversation in another language. So it was mostly silence. Every once in awhile she would ask a really simple question, or make a very simple statement about the school. Mostly it didn't make sense and we would just smile and say yes.
Once we parked she said "Hot dog? Chinese? Spaghetti?" We looked around and those three options were indeed all around us. It's kind of funny because I have noticed that Korean people seem to think that Americans hate Korean food. I mean, they are right for most part, but hey we're in Korea, you should be forcing it on us. So we asked for Korean food. She took us to a samgyeopsal place, which falls in the Ko

I forgot my camera today, so no pictures of the enormous classes at the Suji Jayeon, but tomorrow I start my regular classes and I will try to remember to take pictures of some of them. I can probably get the Korean teacher to take a picture of us, so I can be in it too. My camera also takes videos, so maybe I'll get a video of them doing something too. I'm really glad to be out of that school. I had no training for how to teach classes that large. Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for Starfall.com, because without it I would have been lost. Also, the boiler was broken there, so there was NO HEAT. The poor kids don't complain at all, they just plop down on the ice cold floor and go about their day. Meanwhile I'm wearing my coat, huddled in front of a space heater the whole time.
Anyone, please feel free to give me a recap of the UI/UM game which I guess is coming up tomorrow morning for me/tonight for you. I-L-L.
Membership card? Jude Law don't need no stinkin' membership card.
ReplyDeleteMike, it is hard for me to believe that you are just now finding out that 'handsome' means a lot all over the world.
ReplyDeleteGood job throwing the Flying Spaghetti Monster in there, maybe you can teach the children about Pastafarianism. Shouldn't all children be touched by the FSM's noodly appendage?
ReplyDeleteOver the line.
You're going to come home with quite an ego at this rate. Or maybe you'll just skip Chicago and go straight to Hollywood to challenge Jude Law, because you don't look like him...he looks like you.
Gym? Steve Nash don't need no gym.
ReplyDeleteYou'll have to tell me how your eliptical exercises go...
ReplyDeleteIn communist Korea...weights lift you!
ReplyDeleteoh and btw. Illinois is a 7 point favorite to beat Michigan. I got 5 on it!
ReplyDeletealso btw. this http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa47/dannymll5_5/cholo.jpg
ReplyDeletereminds me of Dustin's pic.
WHO DREW A CARTOON OF ME!?
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of going to a restaurant and the server just bringing out a tray of raw bacon. That would be so rad. I am going to prepare samgyeopsal for my next dinner party, and tell all my guests that it's Korean. They will call me out that it is just bacon on a George Foreman with a bowl of lettuce.
Game recap:
ReplyDeleteIllinois won.